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Make Selection Filthy, Stinking Rich -- Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time That's It! I'm Calling Grandma! - (seen on an 8 year old) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up Procrastinate Now Rehab Is for Quitters My Dog Can Lick Anyone I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts -- Do You Want Fries With That? Party -- My Crib - Two A.M. (On a baby-size shirt) If a woman's place is in the home WHY AM I ALWAYS IN THIS CAR! ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING A hangover is the wrath of grapes STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere! They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ....Cops have nothing to go on. HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS--But it uses up a thousand times the memory. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig. HARD WORK WILL PAY OFF LATER. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW! The trouble with life is there's no background music. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane. MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit. Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.

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Make Selection Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster. 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN <-------- The information went data way Best file compression around: DEL *.* = 100% compression The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding The name is Baud......, James Baud. BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay.. Why doesn't DOS ever say EXCELLENT command or filename! As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope) Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups. E Pluribus Modem >... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available. An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)? 29. Does fuzzy logic tickle? A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium. 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence? Disinformation is not as good as datinformation. Windows: Just another pane in the glass. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . . Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk? Ultimate office automation: networked coffee. RAM disk is not an installation procedure. Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS... All computers wait at the same speed. DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors. Press (CTRL)-(ALT)-(DEL) to continue ... Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..... Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue... ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage. Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!! All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. 640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates, 1981 DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE! Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... 55. Go ahead, make my data
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