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Printing on the back side of your business card is often over-looked...

Printing Back of Cards from your computer

Back Printing Ideas (Quotes) For Doctors

So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, "What appears to be the problem?" I said, "I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away." He said, "How can I help?" I said: "break my arms."
-- Tommy Cooper

My doctor is wonderful. Once, in 1955, when I couldn’t afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.
-- Joey Bishop

Be suspicious of any doctor who tries to take your temperature with his finger.
-- Dave Letterman
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
-- Jay Leno

A wonderful Doctor gave this guy 6 months to live. When he couldn't pay his bills, he gave him another 6 months.
-- Henry Youngman (Goodfellas, 1990)

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck

My kid is a born doctor. Nobody can read anything he writes.
-- Henry Youngman

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

Calling Card- style j


-- Anton Chekhov

I had a rough childhood. When I was born, the doctor advised me of my rights.
-- Scott Roeben

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
-- Steve Martin


Print on the reverse side of your visiting card